This made me LAugh.. well atleast for the ladies

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord
>
> My shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
>
> And please lift my butt, before it sags.
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> Please no age spots, please no gray
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> And as for my belly, please take it away.
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> Please keep me healthy, please keep me young,
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> And thank you Dear Lord, for all that you've done.
>
> Five tips for a woman....
>
> 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a
> job.
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> 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Foot Note:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."