What Religion Is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Sears and shyly walked up
to
the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my
wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There's
more than one type?" "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a
sea
of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually,
even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras
to
choose from. "
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the
Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?" Now
totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the
fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The
Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills. "
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters
used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure
out
what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed. {A}
Almost Boobs.. {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD}
Double
dang! {E} Enormous! {F} fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've
fallen
and I can't get up!
And ...
don't
forget the German bra: Holtzemfromfloppen!
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Thursday, June 9th 2005 at 1:19PM
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