OJ, say it ain't so!!
Why does this seem like it should be on Dave Chappelle... "Keepin' it real..."
I don't know about all of you hbcu fam... but if I killed two people and got away with it (and yes we all know he did it), I would be so thankful I'd be walking straight for the rest of my life. I would drive 5 under the speed limit. I'd wait for the little man to light up before I cross the street. I wouldn't even tape a ball game without the express written consent of major league baseball.
Yeah, if someone ripped off my stuff and sold it on the Internet, I would be heated. But I wouldn't show up and pull a gun. And I'm nobody. So he knew he couldn't get away with it! It's not like he can walk in and nobody's going to know he's O.J. Simpson.
It doesn't take a genius to figure this one out...
OJ Simpson + Johnnie Cochran = A lot of White cops with an attitude.
Hmm.. What to do?
(A) Go home, chill, lie low for a while and enjoy your freedom.
(B) Write a book about how you did it, then stick someone up on videotape.
OJ, WHY!!!! People would have left you alone if you just chilled. You could even probably sue to get your belongings back.
The funny thing is, after all this, his stuff is still going to get sold on the Internet, and now it's worth twice as much.
I don't know about all of you hbcu fam... but if I killed two people and got away with it (and yes we all know he did it), I would be so thankful I'd be walking straight for the rest of my life. I would drive 5 under the speed limit. I'd wait for the little man to light up before I cross the street. I wouldn't even tape a ball game without the express written consent of major league baseball.
Yeah, if someone ripped off my stuff and sold it on the Internet, I would be heated. But I wouldn't show up and pull a gun. And I'm nobody. So he knew he couldn't get away with it! It's not like he can walk in and nobody's going to know he's O.J. Simpson.
It doesn't take a genius to figure this one out...
OJ Simpson + Johnnie Cochran = A lot of White cops with an attitude.
Hmm.. What to do?
(A) Go home, chill, lie low for a while and enjoy your freedom.
(B) Write a book about how you did it, then stick someone up on videotape.
OJ, WHY!!!! People would have left you alone if you just chilled. You could even probably sue to get your belongings back.
The funny thing is, after all this, his stuff is still going to get sold on the Internet, and now it's worth twice as much.
