Driving = Dating
i recently came to an epiphany as I was driving home... women and my dating experiences are a great deal like driving let me create an visual aide for ya
I’m cruzing down a long interstate like road but im only driving maybe 5 miles per hr therefore allowing myself to enjoy the view. While driving I notice many things. One of these things is an attractive young lady walking on the side of the road, so me being a nice person i offer her a ride...think of the ride i am givin as companionship that could one day lead to whatever and the car as what I have to offer in any sense… so I offer her a ride and she begins to tell me about her self and the more she speaks the more I lose interest….to the point where I want her to leave…eventually I be very honest and Blount and ask her to exit… She does with no problem… I then continue to cruz and I notice her “chasing” the slowly moving vehicle…..this happens O too often she catches up and try’s to get me to let her in again as if she’s changed ..pff w/e…yellin into my window makin idle threats…..I then be very honest with her again so she then hops in the next moving vehicle..(bopper)…After more cruzing I notice another young lady but she is driving as well….i now realize that we have more in common than the other girl and I would ever have.. we click and live happily ever after..lol riight
THIS IS STRICTLY METAPHORICAL
No I didn’t leave some gurl walkin in da middle of the street
This is strictly a comparative analysis I had while driving
Who know I may turn it into a poem if I get bored
I’m cruzing down a long interstate like road but im only driving maybe 5 miles per hr therefore allowing myself to enjoy the view. While driving I notice many things. One of these things is an attractive young lady walking on the side of the road, so me being a nice person i offer her a ride...think of the ride i am givin as companionship that could one day lead to whatever and the car as what I have to offer in any sense… so I offer her a ride and she begins to tell me about her self and the more she speaks the more I lose interest….to the point where I want her to leave…eventually I be very honest and Blount and ask her to exit… She does with no problem… I then continue to cruz and I notice her “chasing” the slowly moving vehicle…..this happens O too often she catches up and try’s to get me to let her in again as if she’s changed ..pff w/e…yellin into my window makin idle threats…..I then be very honest with her again so she then hops in the next moving vehicle..(bopper)…After more cruzing I notice another young lady but she is driving as well….i now realize that we have more in common than the other girl and I would ever have.. we click and live happily ever after..lol riight
THIS IS STRICTLY METAPHORICAL
No I didn’t leave some gurl walkin in da middle of the street
This is strictly a comparative analysis I had while driving
Who know I may turn it into a poem if I get bored
Lol, kickin that poor metaphorical girl out in the cold. Her dumb metaphorical ass shouldda never got in the car with a stranger anyway :-P