A No-Brainer
An Indian doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking
for work in six weeks." A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking
for work in four weeks." A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it
in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says "You fellows are way behind, we just took a man with absolutely no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.
for work in six weeks." A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking
for work in four weeks." A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it
in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says "You fellows are way behind, we just took a man with absolutely no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.
That's a good one.