sorry to the world

the entire world is trying to censor me excuse me for having a thought different theh yours. but I william D. meeks have come to apologize to world. To extend the olive branch to the world here is a list of words that i will make Politically "meeks style" correct.


Abortion - Near-Life Experience
Alcoholic - Anti-Sobriety Activist
Drowning - aquatically challenged
Full of Crap - fecally plenary
Ghetto - Ethnically Homogenous Area
Having PMS - cyclically challenged
Homeless - outdoor urban dwellers
Homeless - residentially flexible
Homelessness - Mortgage-Free Living
Housewife - domestic engineer
Hunter - Meat Mercenary
Ignorant - factually unencumbered
Insane People - Selectively Perceptive
Insult - Emotional Rape
Loser - uniquely fortuned individual on an alternative career path
Old Person / Elderly - Gerontologically Advanced
Panhandler - Unaffiliated applicant for private-sector funding.
Paper Bag - processed tree carcass
Perverted - s*xually dysfunctional.
Pimp-mobile / Low-rider - Culturally Responsive Transportation Option
Plagiarism - Previously Owned Prose
Poor - monetarily challenged
Pregnant - parasitically oppressed.
Prisoner - client of the correctional system
Prostitute - s*x care provider
Psychobabble - constructivist feminist psychotherapy
Psychopath - socially misaligned
Redneck - rustically inclined
Road Kill - Vehicularly Compressed Maladapted Life Form
Serial-Killer - Person with difficult-to-meet needs.
Shoplifter - Cost-of-Living Adjustment Specialist
Unemployed - Involuntarily leisured
White Boy - rhythmically challenged
White Trash - caucasian culturally-disadvantaged
Wife - unpaid s*x slave
Worst - least best.
Wrong - differently logical.