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Words women use.....

Jimmie Lee Gibson Jr. · Wednesday, October 5th 2005 at 11:15AM · 122 views
I found this interesting, thought some of you might as well. Enjoy:

WORDS WOMEN USE ...

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine".

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying F*** YOU!

Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology

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Comments (5)

Samantha Watson Wednesday, October 5th 2005 at 1:08PM

Cute...coming from a man and all..I c u think you know something..LOL

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Alana Toolie Wednesday, October 5th 2005 at 1:52PM

This is soooooooo amazing. Whoever came up with this is definitely in the know and I admit to it 100%. Now can us ladies get something from the men secret lingo?

Dominic Jones Wednesday, October 5th 2005 at 4:04PM

very informative. i just hope your right. im going to be on the look out for these.

Jacqueline Garcia Wednesday, October 5th 2005 at 4:30PM

Jimmie...Jimmie...Jimmie..., you are too much for me boy. That is so funny. You always seem to come across stuff that put people in a daze, asking themselves "Is that me". Stop it. LOL. Luv You. ~~Smooches~~

Larry Carpenter Wednesday, October 5th 2005 at 7:12PM

OH!, the woman secrets are now unlock. Now if we can only solve the toliet sit issue then the world would be perfect.

-LDOT

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