Listen Up Ladies This Is Deep!

The wife comes home early and finds her husband in their master
bedroom
making love to a beautiful, s*xy young lady!

"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you
do
this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving
this house, I want a divorce!"

The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least
listen to what happened"

"Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear from
you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you"

The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this
young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead
and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well
dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3
days.
With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat
because
you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically devours
them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower.
While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of
holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave
her
the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no
longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the
blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I
don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you
for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I
also
gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that
you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same
pair."

The husband continues his story . . . . . "The young woman was very
grateful to me and I walked her to the door. When we got to the door
she
turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me: . .
.
. . . "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"