grandma dont wear it plz!!!

so im sittin here typin and my grandmother comes in the room with this tina turner like wig and goes im wearin it to church tomorrow...now she was tina turner for halloween and ever since then she has been madd concieted!!!.....and now she just walked in wearin the gray wig and itz different shades of gray im like plz dont wear it i like her with her normal hair...and let not even talk about the wig that looks like a pecock(howeva u spell it) itz like black and blond....wtf....plz grandma dont wear it to church!!!!!!!!