Cater to me, PLEASE!!! (Fellas look, @ this too)

Ladies, do you know how to cater to t man? Its WAY EASIER than you think. I think I speak for alll the fellas when I say, it doesn't much to please a man. All we need is friction, not s*x, we like to be rubbed, massaged, and we like to be taken care of too. We treat y'all like queens, why not treat us (the good ones at least) like Kings?