Embarrassing Moments

If you can't laugh at yourself, you're taking life waaaaaayyyyy to seriously. Let's share some stories. I have a funny one from last night. I'm 32 and I'm starting to realize my body is slowly trying to tell me to slow down. And when I don't listen it reminds me who's in charge. My back was killing me last night. I got out the IcyHot, rubbed down my lower back and tried to lie perfectly still. About 15 minutes later I had to pee. I went to the bathroom and failed to realize that I hadn't washed the IcyHot off of my hands. Man, when I felt that slow burning sensation I started freaking out. I was like "I'm gonna kill that girl next time I see her!" circa 1985 Kool Moe Dee's "Go See the Doctor." After a few seconds passed I realized what was going on and couldn't do anything but laugh at myself. Then I wondered does this type of stuff happen to anybody else besides me? Let's hear your story.