ARE YOU GHETTO ???
If you answer a question with a YES, give yourself two (2) points. At the end of the questionnaire, add your score and find out what category of ghetto are you.
Have fun!!! Quiz your Friends!!!
Do you now/Have you
ever?
1. Reside in government housing (projects)?
2. Use a jelly jar as a drinking glass?
3. Have reusable grease on your stove in a tin can?
4. Living room furniture covered in plastic?
5. Use duct tape to hold the batteries in place on the remote control?
6. Use a hanger as a TV antenna?
7. Use the burners on the stove as heat?
8. Refer to the refrigerator as an icebox?
9. Wore hair rollers in a public place?
10. Had a nickname such as "Boo-Boo", "Pooh", "Stank", Junebug"?
11. Dropped food and kissed it up to God?
12. Refer to the wind as "the hawk"?
13. Used the following terms: what-chu-ma-call-it, thing-a-ma-jig,
what's-her-face, and what's-her-name?
14. Wear colored contacts?
15. Eat cough drops for the sHell of it?
16. Eat chitterlings?
17. Had a stuffed animal in the dashboard or rear window of your vehicle?
18. Played Punchinella, Red Light Green Light, or Mother May I?
19. Played Hide & Go Freak?
20. Been beaten with an extension cord or in the bathtub?
21. Used a milk crate as a basketball goal?
22. Drive around with your music blasting to draw attention?
23. Know the dance to "Tootsie Roll" or "The Butt"?
24. Used food stamps?
25. Know the lyrics to “Doo Doo Brown"?
26. Have a name ends in the suffix -isha, -qua, or -tra?
27. Use dishwashing liquid as bubble bath?
28.Had a pool party using the water from > the fire hydrant?
29. Wore Rugged Outback or XJ 900 shoes?
30. Pronounce ambulance as "ambalamps"?
31. Pronounce library as "lieberry"?
32. Pronounce street as "skreet"?
33. Pronounce wait a minute as "wayment"?
34. Pronounce that sure is as "showliz"?
35. Refer to the police as "Five-O", "Po-Po", or "One-Time"?
36. Use pots to control roof leaks?
37. Clean your ears with bobby pins or ink pen caps?
38. Called your parents by their first names?
39. Add -ed or -t to words already in past tense (tooked, light-skinneded, kilt)?
40. Pronounce specific as "pacific"?
41. Eat Moon Pies, Sugarbabies, Chick-O-Stix, or Now 'N' Later?
42. drink malt liquor
43. Eat Kool-Aid out of the package?
44. Drove a car with bullet holes in it?
45. Sing in the window fan?
46. Had to pick out the switch for your own whipping?
47. Played Throw Up Tackle?
48. Set the alarm on your pager so when it went off, everybody would think you got a page? 49. Chew ice?
50. Wrap presents in newspaper?
51. Wore a shower cap and house shoes to the grocery store?
52. Record over previously recorded cassette tapes?
53. Gotten a whipping from your friend's parents?
54. Had words or shapes cut in your hair?
55. Threw old sneakers on the power lines?
56. Had an Easter outfit?
57. Said "Talk to the hand".
58. Get smart with figures of authority (school principal, police, parents) when you know you’re wrong?
59. Bought clothes for a party and returned them the next day?
60. Have a name that begins with the prefix Ta'-, Sha', or La'?
61. Wore tube socks with dress shoes?
62. Drove around with a donut on your car more than 14 days?
63. Took a picture in front of somebody else's car and fronted like it was yours?
64. Sanitized a dropped pacifier by sucking on it?
65. Used the word 'nem in reference to a group of people?
66. Ate cereal out of a cup?
67. Used paper as a dustpan?
68. Ran a race in the street barefooted?
69. Have a candy lady in your neighborhood?
70. Refer to Now 'N' Later as "Nighladers"?
71. Used Tussy?
72. Dialed *69 and asked "Did you just call here"?
73. Used "z" at the end of words (wayz, dayz)?
74. Have or know anybody who has a nickname of one word said twice (Ray-Ray, Nee-Nee)?
75. Went outside in your night clothes every time the fire truck came through your neighborhood?
* 0-20 points - You live in the suburbs and have never made a trip to the ghetto
* 22-60 points - You live in the suburbs but previously lived in the ghetto
* 62-100 points - You live in the ghetto but tried to be proper
* 102 + points - You are GHETTO FABULOUS
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