This joke is about a woman,and bus driver being the only ones on the bus.
A woman gets up early for work as usual, pays her fare, saids "Goodmorning" too the bus driver and sits in the back of the bus.
While driving along too the next designated stop, The passenger screams and saids some one put their hand up my dress!. The bus driver pulls over, stops the bus,went back too see what was the matter!. The woman repeated what she had said, the driver started searching the bus and found nothing. So the bus driver recommended the woman too move closer too the front of the bus. The bus continued on it's way and the woman screams twice while continuing to the designated spot saying again "Someone keeps putting thier hands under my dress!" The bus driver did the same as before, searched, and found nothing. So on the third time going back too his seat, the bus driver was mumbling under his breath " saying,I'm getting sick and tired of doing this repeatedly and said that the woman was crazy, he started the bus back up and continued to drive. Then the woman had moved so close to the front of the bus next to the driver and screamed. When that happened the bus driver looked into his rear view mirror and noticed a shiny object underneath the seat and it appeared to be someone's bald head once he looked a little closer. The man immediately slammed on the brakes, stopped the bus completely and said to the man "Where did you come from and what was you doing under there?" The man replied " Well! sir! I was trying to find my tupee but evertime I put my hand on it , it moved!
Posted By: Francine Sanderson
Monday, December 24th 2007 at 12:21AM
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