Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a shyt about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS fu@#$ up, creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much a$$, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce today as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:
1. You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
2. You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day. (Or the initial slap didn't give you appropriate satisfaction.)
3. You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
4. No weapons are allowed...this does not include staplers, hole-punchers, or other office equipment you can easily pick up and smack the irritant up side the head with.
5. CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always @#$ing up s@#$!"
6. If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day
Posted By: L D Horne
Wednesday, August 9th 2006 at 3:31AM
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