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I received this email and was wondering how do You folks take this? At 1st I thought it was funny and started to forward to people I know and then I thought about, who would I send it to? I mean I know some stong Sistah's and the saying is true, "There Ain't Nuthin Like A Woman's scorn." Even the Bible refers to a Woman that's upset, i.e. Proverbs 19:13 (How would You feel as pregnant wife, have You ever been here? Would it be a cold night for him?), 21:9, 21:19.
Anyway how do You feel about this, is it funny, One needs to have a sense of humor or is this offensive/insensitive, Is there a place and time for these type jokes, Only the Pro's need to tell these jokes, Not while She's pregnant?.
I'm intrigued.
I guess for me if this were 10 jokes about black men, it would depend on my mood and my funny/serious side.

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10 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO YOUR PREGNANT WIFE




10. Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds.

9. I finished off the triple chocolate fudge ice cream, sorry.

8. It's not like your thighs are gonna stay that flabby forever... are they?

7. With a bod like that, you'd never guess that Angelina Jolie had a baby!

6. Whoa, for a minute there I thought I had woken up next to walrus!

5. I'm thinkin' we name the baby after my secretary, Buffy.

4. Ya know… I head that Richard Simmons guy does house calls now.

3. Oh here's the remote... it was lodged under your belly.

2. Britney Spears was cute.... until she started having kids.

1. You don't have the guts to pull the trigger...



Posted By: WILLIAM W. HEMMANS III
Monday, July 17th 2006 at 6:07PM
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I believe that I am too much of a lady to rebut each of those insensitive statements, if said directly to a pregnant woman. They are, nevertheless, humorous if said within an atmosphere of comedic comradeship.

BTW, I could think of a few “jokes” that would cause a few men to steer clear of me to avoid potential humiliation. But, I digress …

Monday, July 17th 2006 at 7:52PM
Jane L. Wilson
It could be seen as insensitive, but just as Jane said, if done 'within the right atmosphere' it could be ok. Sometimes we need to lighten up. A person could make themselves sick if they take everything serious all the time. I've had three babies and I guess it wouldn't offend me. Then again... Catch me at a vulnerable time and I might break down and cry. The thing is you never know how a person is feeling at the time. I'm one of those people who evaluates and re-evaluates what I'm going to say before I say it.

Mo
Monday, July 17th 2006 at 9:39PM
Monica Brown
Hey Jane, I feel where you are coming from and I agree with You.
Appreciate the comments and glad You did not choose to digrss.
Appreciate the blog comments.
Tuesday, July 18th 2006 at 1:15AM
WILLIAM W. HEMMANS III
Hey Mo, good to see You Sis.
Thanx always for the blogs comments when You have the time. I agree with the vboth of You in the right atmosphere and that comments like these can be insensitive.
This was sent to me by a christian website by the way.
Tuesday, July 18th 2006 at 1:16AM
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