An older couple were lying in bed one
night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "You used to hold my hand
when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her
hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you
used to kiss me.
"Mildly irritated, he reached across,
gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then
you used to bite my neck."
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes
and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"To get my teeth!"
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Saturday, December 3rd 2005 at 9:13PM
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