ROMANCE......

An older couple were lying in bed one
night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

She said: "You used to hold my hand
when we were courting."

Wearily he reached across, held her
hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: "Then you
used to kiss me.

"Mildly irritated, he reached across,
gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said: "Then
you used to bite my neck."

Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes
and got out of bed.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

"To get my teeth!"